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CHIAKA
1) P.Diddy:- Between Giving out His Jacob’s watch
to mere mortals and throwing the after party of the
after party, I think that Mr. Diddy takes the cake.
2) Tu Face: 5 Reasons why Tuface is a top 5:
a) He’s doing big things on the International tip. Congrats
to him for winning that EMA b) He’s Cute. c)His album
kicked ass d) I dream of him crooning African queen
to me e) His style is sharp.
3) Gwen Stefani: a) She’s Beautiful b) All Her albums
rock. c) She diversifies her sound. d) She’s cool with
Pharrell and I’m a big social climber, He He. e) Her fashion
sense is off the hook.
4) Jill Scott: a) Skinny women are evil anyway.
a) She’s REAL b) Her live performances live up to it’s
name: LIVE. c) It’s a pity she’s so underrated.
5) Lil Jon: Admit it, his beats are fire. Anything
that Lil Jon puts his hands into is always Hot.
NKEIRUKA
George Bush: Whoever knew that the person that
pissed off the most people in the world, was also the
same one that made them laugh as well. Bathroom break
anyone?
“Crazy Frog”: 
The most ANNOYING piece of crap cartoon character that
British kids found to be their best friends and piss the
diarrhea out of their class teachers. I mean what is the
ding-ding-ding-ding madness about? Damn you Jamster!
Diddy: Aka Papa Diddy Puff Sean Daddy Combs, between
mohawks, making bands, and aka alterations…he lost me.
The Beckhams: I mean a whole site, dedicated to
being bored of them. Must be that crucial.
419: Yeah they still keeping the spirit alive.
RUKUS
Usher – Great singer, great dancer, great songs,
great beats, great entertainer. Period.
Kanye West – He’s a producer first, rapper second,
and cocky bastard third…but he backs it up.
Shakira – She’s sexy….she dances…she head bangs…then
she’s sexy again. She switches from Spanish to English
in her songs and it works. Props.
Will Smith – “Hitch” was successful, his album
was surprisingly successful with the singles “Switch”
and “Parystarter” as mainstays in the club…his family
hosted the BET Awards, and he helped introduce MTV in
Africa. Not bad for one year.
2 Face – Nigeria loves him…Africa adores him…props
to the man whose single gave love to the entire continent.
ENAGWOLO
Tuface. Dude is repping for the country and
his music totally rocks. Doesn’t hurt he’s cute too.
Martha Stewart. Woman comes out of jail with
more shows than she did prior to going there. I can’t
say that I have actually seen any of her shows but
I can’t help but admire her resourcefulness.
Saif Ali Khan. Got locked into the funny,
happy-go-lucky loverboy in movies like Dil Chahta
Hai and Hum Tum but after showing his range as a totally
hot villain in Ek Hasina Thi (late 2004) and an interesting
multidimensional character in Parineeta and then hits
like Salaam Namaste, the year was definitely his.
R.Kelly. I think the dude completely sucks
but he sure did find a way of making his really daft
urban opera spread like wild fire. I don’t know why
anyone would spend any money on that junk but I still
have to give him his props for coming up with a unique
product in an already saturated and uncreative industry.
Anna Nicole Smith/Jessica Simpson. As a feminist,
I should probably be offended by women making money
solely on their bimbo card but I am actually impressed
that these twits managed to make a lot of money from
things as commonplace and mundane as weightloss and
booty shorts.
TONI
1. Oprah Winfrey – She has managed to capture the
attention of Millions for years. Its like if Oprah says
"slap your husband", there will be a million women
slapping their husbands. Now thats gangsta.
2. 2face Idibia – He sang African queen and he world
loved it. He brought Nigeria the EMA. It almost seems like
the guy just cant stop making history. First to win the
EMA for Africa, First to be shown on MTV Base, hell Im sure
he will be the first Nigerian to perform for Dubya. Hey
you never know. Best thing about him, regardless of all
the fame he always keeps it real.
3. Elephant Man – I have been to many concerts but
none compare to seeing Elephant man on stage. HE is a great
entertainer hands down. Knows how to hype the crowd like
no one I have ever seen.
4. Eedris Abdul Kareem – Stage presence, of all
the Nigerian artist I have seen perform, he is one of the
best entertainers on stage.
5.Tyra Banks – For coming up with ANTM and making
my Wednesday nights interesting.
OGOCHUKWU
Jamie Foxx – For reasons you already know
50 Cent – It leaves a sour taste in the mouth but the
man IS everywhere almost literally.
Cast of Laguna Beach – How they got on screen I’ll never
know
Common – This was his year
Cast of Desperate housewives – were on almost every magazine
cover.
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