RUKUS
Crash One of the best
movies Ive ever seen at using an all-star cast to
cleverly crash (Im so witty, right?) our
ideas on morality and racism.
Wedding Crashers I
cried so much in this movie you wouldve sworn it was
sad. Vince Vaughn might be the funniest guy in hollywood
right now.
Sin City Unnecessary
sex, gory violence, glorified evil. Of course its Tarantino.
Of course we love it.
Hitch I know, I know
it
was formulaic, you knew how it was gonna end, and it was
released on Valentines day
.but something about Will
Smith and Eva Mendez had chemistry and made this movie a
keeper.
Mr and Mrs. Smith Angelina
Jolie. Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie. Need I say more?
NKEIRUKA
Rent: The hoodest musical
you ever did see. And no, its not just about how sexy Rosario
Dawson and Taye Diggs are.
Kinsey: Lets talk about
sex? Really?
This America: Who cant
relate with green card wahala
and accents and money
problems: the life of an immigrant in the US of A.
Guess Who: Ashton Kutcher
and Bernie MAC? Say it aint so. Zoe Saldanas
beauty doesnt hurt either.
The Longest Yard: The most
hilarious movie of the year!!
ENAGWOLO
Yeah, right. Im going to have
to remix this and turn it into my Top 5 movies I wish I
didnt/wouldnt see.
War of the Worlds: Pure, unadulterated
trash. Seems like Spielberg is losing his touch. AI is a
freaking masterpiece next to this money guzzler. Stupid,
repetitive, contrived, senseless, frankly speaking I want
the two hours I wasted at the theatre back. Just plain awful.
Paheli: Never saw it
never will, even if its Indias Entry for the
2006 Oscars. A story about an unhappy woman who falls in
love with a ghost who happens to be the splitting image
of her husband? Say what???
Late Marriage: Yeah, it came
out in 2001 but I saw it in 2005, okay? Overhyped Israeli
movie which actually showed great promise till it fell apart
in the end. And to me, sucky endings taint the entire film,
so yeah, this sucked.
Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo:
Okay, wheres the Candid Camera? Did someone actually
invest money in this? Or was it some kind of hoax? Wouldnt
know either way as I didnt set foot near any theatre
that showed it.
Super Love: Okay, I dont
know when this Nigerian movie came out, but I just saw it
okay, I am literally rolling on the floor and laughing my
ass off because seriously, Nigerian CINDERELLA? With a prince
and everything. For real? No, no, seriously!
OGOCHUKWU
Hotel Rwanda By far
2005s best movie hands down. Revealing, gripping,
saddening and any other adjective youd like to put
on there. The cinematography was excellent, the movie having
been filmed and shot in Rwanda itself. Every one needs to
see this movie. It is a constant reminder of the brutality
and cruelty of humanity.
Star Wars Episode III (Revenge
of the Sith) The grand finale (if they dont
bring any more inbetweens) to the original storyline. People
claimed it wasnt as good as the old ones. Honestly,
I look at the old ones and the graphics in the new pretty
much make the old look like cakemush
but I digress.
I wasnt really checking for something deep
or thought-provoking or even philosophical
with this. I just wanted to enjoy some light saber action
and I did. A great way to end a movie plus Anakins
move to the darkside as chronicled in the flick was really
moving.
Frank Millers Sin
City Even though Hollywood this year was
obsessed with comic book to movie adaptations, some were
just bad (see Elektra) others rose to the ranks of cult
classic status. Enter: Sin City. Slick, sleazy, gory everything
taken from the stories straight to screen. Cinematography
was on point but those who werent familiar with the
comics got thrown off as the directors intended on ensuring
the movie and the comic could not be differentiated.
Kung Fu Hustle I love
Martial Arts movies. Let me say it again..I LOOVE Martial
Arts movies! Funny, hilarious..wow..no further comment.
Constantine Based on
the DC Comic book hero, John Constantine this
movie was a good adaptation and even though it didnt
have every bit of the actual comic book stories was a great
mash up, bringing to life John as a real life character
(almost). Plus the character fit Keanu Reeves abilities.
CHIAKA
Diary of a Mad black woman:
I experienced a myriad of emotions while watching this movie.
There were a few times when I actually rolled my eyes at
the sappiness, but all in all, it was a very beautiful and
inspirational movie.
Four Brothers: Regardless
of what some people had to say about this, I thought the
plot was off the chain. Tyreses character was absolutely
hilarious, I salivated over Mark Wahlberg for the most part
and Chiwetel ejiofors character was entertainingly
evil. A definite go-see.
Crash: I can honestly say
that this has been the best movie Ive seen in 2005.
It addresses the typical stereotypes that you and I are
guilty of. I mean, now I know not to assume that the Osama
bin-laden look-alike sitting next to me on the plane is
a potential terrorist, and that the Chinese delivery guy
doesnt understand a word that I say.
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