TONI
1. Bayelsa State Governor, Alamieyeseigha
jumping bail - Need I say more, not like it wasn't bad
enough for the Governor to be arrested for money laundering
in another country, but for him to dress as a woman and
jump bail is just appalling. Tomake things worse, his people
then proceed to welcome him with open arms.
2. Nigerian Actors being banned - Well,
if the movie makers are willing to pay them then so be it.
If you cannot afford them find a new artist. The whole ban
is ridiculous. Naija and sentiments.
3. Eedris and 50cent beef - It was
everywhere, everyone had their own version but only the
people there know what really happened. All the same it
is a scandal worth talking about.
4. Michael Jackson trial - Although
we all sat at our TVs hoping for a not guilty verdict, one
can't help but wonder if he really did it.
5. Uni Girls and Sugar Daddies - It's
very rampant and is probably one of the biggest on going
scandals in Naija. Uni girl dating married sugar daddy because
he gives her cash. If glorified prostitution isn't a scandal
then I don't know what is.
RUKUS
Michael Jackson - Who can argue that
even though Michael ended up being acquitted in his trial,
it made everybody aware of just how weird his life had become.
Little kids, "jesus juice", monkeys, etc. Strange
and scandalous.
"Superhead" - You know who
Karrine Stephens the self-proclaimed orally-fixated queen
of all things sexual. Her tell all book put numerous stars
on blast as we found out that Tigger may be switch hitting
and Shaq sweats so much that you've gotta flip the mattress.
Disgusting.
Brad and Angelina - Don't get it twisted:
I never thought Jennifer Aniston was the hottest chick around,
but she looked happy with Brad
.well Angelina found
herself looking good with Brad on the set of "Mr. And
Mrs. Smith" and the rest is history. It's the classic
case of dump one chick for another. Good stuff Brad, Angelina
looks so good that nobody noticed how you went from the
all-american girl to a crazy-girl that makes out with her
brother.
U.S. Military - from sodomizing and
taking scandalous pictures with prisoners of war, to engaging
in a senseless war, they have been scandalous for many years
now, but they really made their case for 2005.
Nigeria not making the World Cup -
no explanation necessary. Scandalous.
CHIAKA
Jude Law bonking the nanny while he was
engaged to Sienna Miller:- Hey, they say every disappointment
Is a blessing right? The Nanny's glowing reviews about Jude's
performance in bed has definitely piqued the curiosity of
many a red-blooded female.
Karrine Stephans releases her tell-all
book, which includes juicy romps with some prominent
entertainers.
Terry Mcmillan's soon to be ex-husband
announces that he's gay after 6 years of marriage
Paula Abdul & Corey Clark's illicit
affair. Hey, If I was in her shoes, I'd probably have
done the same thing. He's cute.
Brennifer dies & Brangelina is born.
Yes, I'm talking about Brad, Jennifer & Angelina. Not
necessarily very scandalous, but it still raised a few eyebrows
here and there.
ENAGWOLO
1. Kataine. (Kate Moss & Cocaine).
Can't wait to see how much weight she'll gain if rehab is
successful.
2. Stella Obasanjo's death. I came
up with a bunch of snarky names but since it isn't right
to speak ill of the dead, I shall not mention them
even if it is rumored that at almost 60, she died of complications
related to plastic surgery.
3. Ala-ole. Bayelsa state governor,
Alamieyeseigha, thrown into jail for being daft. I wonder
what Bubba did to him there.
OGOCHUKWU
R.Kelly suing Jay-Z - "Best of
both worlds" turned into "worst of both parts."
50 Cent vs. every other rapper - Wanksta-ness
The Game's "strip show" -
Who has this tape?
FEMA (ex-director, Katrina) - Failing
Everyone Missing All
pretty much
The Source - and everything that's
happened to them this year. Let go 'Zino!
NKEIRUKA
Atiku and Genevieve Nnaji: repeat this
5 times ok
5 more times.
Nigerian "Influentials" getting
all types of found out in London. Hmmm.
Tuface and
all his potential wannabe
baby mamas
and wives and
the list goes on.
Beauty Shop, the movie. I actually
finished watching this whole movie!! Scandalous.
The arrest of a black college professor
at SFSU for virtually no reason while his children were
waiting the car.
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